Everything is fair in Love,War & Exam
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Unfair is just the result of above all.
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Unfair is just the result of above all.
Saturday 30 June 2012
Dil ka kya kare...
Dil ka kya kare saheeb,
Wo kisi pe marta hai,
Par zindagi ne is kadar dhokha diya ki,
Dil jis pe marta hai wo kisi aur se pyar karta hai.
Mind and Matter......
All the problems are stuck between MIND and MATTER,
If you don't MIND, Its doesn't MATTER........
If you don't MIND, Its doesn't MATTER........
Sunday 24 June 2012
Best words by "JOKER"...
If you're GOOD at SOMETHING,
never do it for FREE......
-- best words by "BEST VILLAIN"
# Dark Knight(Joker)
Saturday 23 June 2012
Everyone has a BEST FRIEND...
Everyone has a BEST FRIEND during each stage
of life,
But only lucky ones have the SAME FRIEND in all
stages of life...
Friday 22 June 2012
Characteristics of a True Gujju...
Unmistakable
characteristics of a true Gujju :
1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.
2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
3. The first rule of money - never use your own!
4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?
5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!
9. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY
10. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth.
11. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!
12. We don't have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!
13. Jai Shri Krishan (pronounced actually as J C Krsna)= Hello and Good bye
14. All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...
15. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.
16. Swimming is not for us - we call it chhabchhabiya.
17. For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!
18. We don't call people, we COAL them.
19. Sensex interests us more .
20. Chhas is our beer!
21. We are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...
22. We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES
for refreshments.
23. Mount Abu is Switzerland .
24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".
25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...
26. At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI.
27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6.
28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.
29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj 6...
30. We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gifts, free ma male, etle maja aavi jai.
31. We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.
32. We can do Garba on any song in the world.
33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.
34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then a discount.
35. Order soup 1 by 2, u get more quantity - be smart.
36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it...
37. Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.
38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom's side.
39. If all of a sudden u hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.
40. Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai.
41. 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their baby or babo.
42. CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate
43. We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called bhai and ben.
44. If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist.
45. We all own Reliance collectively ...
46. Dandiya is our Prom.
47. You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic.
48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes).
..........any many more................
1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.
2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
3. The first rule of money - never use your own!
4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?
5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!
9. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY
10. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth.
11. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!
12. We don't have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!
13. Jai Shri Krishan (pronounced actually as J C Krsna)= Hello and Good bye
14. All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...
15. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.
16. Swimming is not for us - we call it chhabchhabiya.
17. For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!
18. We don't call people, we COAL them.
19. Sensex interests us more .
20. Chhas is our beer!
21. We are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...
22. We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES
for refreshments.
23. Mount Abu is Switzerland .
24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".
25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...
26. At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI.
27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6.
28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.
29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj 6...
30. We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gifts, free ma male, etle maja aavi jai.
31. We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.
32. We can do Garba on any song in the world.
33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.
34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then a discount.
35. Order soup 1 by 2, u get more quantity - be smart.
36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it...
37. Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.
38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom's side.
39. If all of a sudden u hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.
40. Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai.
41. 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their baby or babo.
42. CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate
43. We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called bhai and ben.
44. If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist.
45. We all own Reliance collectively ...
46. Dandiya is our Prom.
47. You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic.
48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes).
..........any many more................
Thursday 21 June 2012
Ek lafz hai….
Isse kar ke toh dekho tum tadap naa jao to kehna…!!
Ek lafz hai…"MUQADDAR"
Isse ladke toh dekho tum haar na jao toh kehna…!!
Ek lafz hai…."WAFA"
Zamane mein nahin milti.. Kahin dhoond pao to kehna…!!
Ek lafz hai. …"AANSOO"
Dil mein chhupa kar dekho…Tumhari aankhon se na nikle toh kehna…!!
Ek lafz hai…."JUDAAI"
Isse kar toh dekho tum toot ke bikhar na jao toh kehna…!!
Ek lafz hai…."KHUDA"
Usse pukaar kar toh dekho sab kuch paa naa lo toh kehna…!!
Pyar Ke Liye...
Pyar Ke Liye Rishto Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti
Baat Ke Liye Kisso Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti
Dil Ki Baat Agar Koi Samaj Le....
To Fir Aankhon Ko Aansuon Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti...!!
Baat Ke Liye Kisso Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti
Dil Ki Baat Agar Koi Samaj Le....
To Fir Aankhon Ko Aansuon Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti...!!
Wednesday 20 June 2012
Tuesday 19 June 2012
Jo kami thi...
Jo kami thi wo dur ho gai,
Zindgi ek khilta hua phool ho gayi,
Dua ki thi ki jan se pyare dost mile,
Aap mile to laga ki dua qubul ho gai.
Zindgi ek khilta hua phool ho gayi,
Dua ki thi ki jan se pyare dost mile,
Aap mile to laga ki dua qubul ho gai.
Aaj Mausam...
Aaj Mausam Itna Khushgawar Ho Gaya,
Khatam Sabka Interzar Ho Gaya,
Kuchh Is Tarah Barsi Kaali Ghataye,
Jaise Badal Ko Zami Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Khatam Sabka Interzar Ho Gaya,
Kuchh Is Tarah Barsi Kaali Ghataye,
Jaise Badal Ko Zami Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Monday 18 June 2012
Jivan jivi ne....
Jivan jivi ne kagaj par Utaru chhu..
Pachhi thodu ghanu ene Sudharu chhu,
Thodo ALAG chhu hu badha thi,
kem ke LOKO vichari ne jive chhe,
HU jivi ne vicharu chhu.....
Pachhi thodu ghanu ene Sudharu chhu,
Thodo ALAG chhu hu badha thi,
kem ke LOKO vichari ne jive chhe,
HU jivi ne vicharu chhu.....
Thursday 14 June 2012
I Don’t Love...
I Don’t Love Or Propose
Who Ever I See ,
Because I Am The Gifted IDIOT
To My Beautiful Queen .
Who Ever I See ,
Because I Am The Gifted IDIOT
To My Beautiful Queen .
તું દોસ્ત બનીશ...
તું દોસ્ત બનીશ એવી ક્યાં ખબર હતી….
દોસ્તમાં પણ ખાસ બનીશ એવી ક્યાં ખબર હતી…..
તારા વગર પણ ઝીંદગી હતી…..
પણ તું જ ઝીંદગી બનીશ એવી ક્યાં ખબર હતી…..
Life is...
"Life is an unanswered question, but lets believe in the dignity and importance of the question."
Tuesday 12 June 2012
Best Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan
Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho.
Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?" -Amar Akbar Anthony
"Aaj mere paas bangla hain, gadi hai, bank balance hai…
tumare paas kya hai.?" -Deewar
"I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language." -Namak Halal
"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon." -Sharabi
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai." -Sharaabi
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai." -Kaaliya
"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha." -Kaaliya
"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?" - Kaalia
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah." -Shahenshah
"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal." -Coolie
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai." -Don
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." -Laawaris
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?" -Sholay
"Daaru peene se liver kharaho jaatha hai." -Satte pe Satta
"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?" -Agneepath
"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai." -Agneepath
"Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega" -Agneepath
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete." -Shakti
"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it." -Kaala Patthar
"Mai aaj bhi feke hue paise ko nahi uthatha." -Deewar
"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota." -Mard
"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon." -Trishul
"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar." -Trishul
"In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out." -Namak Halal
Thursday 7 June 2012
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